A DARK FOGGY NIGHT AT SEA

It was a dark foggy night. Aboard a large naval vessel. 
The electronics technicians struggled with the faulty radar to no avail.

Over the radio came a voice
“large vessel straight ahead take a course 10 degrees starboard ”.

The captain responded saying in a firm commanding officer voice
“ This is captain JW Smith I suggest you turn 10 degrees .”

The voice came back  
“I was an able seaman you are now on a collision course you should take evasive action”.

The captain replied
“This is her majesties warship, you must take evasive action”


The reply came back.



“I am a lighthouse”